Worried about global warming? I love you, Call me

I was driving my car today, and listening to the radio and I heard the most amazing, life changing, global warming averting commercial ever. It promised to a) allow you, yes you, to save this planet, you thought the actions of one don’t count, well you where wrong, little you can make a big difference. b) Your actions will be so important, everyone will want to follow your lead 3) most importantly, not only do you save the planet, you will feel great about it, and feel happy every day of your life

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO, is sign up to www.paymoreforenergy.ca. when you sign up, and start paying more for energy, the Bull Frog corporation will take that money and invest it in green energy, and the more people do this, the more green energy can be produced, and the more we save the planet and the happier you get.

I invite you to go the site, well really its a facebook fanpage (ah the genius of facebook) and watch the video, and learn how you paying more for power will save the world.

If you are worried about global warming, and about to sign up for this, please wait and consider this proposal. Instead of paying more for energy. Why don’t you pay down my mortgage. Here is why this is an important step to save the planet and more importantly, since you are likely someone who wants to feel good about yourself, will allow you to take that joy to a completely new level.

My house is a regular size house, does not need a lot to heat. All our heating needs, be it for cooking or winter heat is natural gas, totally clean, environmentally friendly. We live in the country, so we drink well water, and have a septic tank, so all natural, no need to spend power refining the water and pumping from one end of town to the other, non of it ends up polluting any river. We eat home made food, local food, so non of our food comes in cardboard boxes, does not even need to be microwaved (more energy wasted), non. We even cure our meat (does not need refrigeration), etc… We are totally carbon negative. We beat Al Gore, he is only carbon neutral.

Now, the faster you pay down my mortgage and happier you are, and the more people want to live a life style like me. As you go paying down people mortgages, you end up building a total city that is carbon negative and then that is good because one city leads to another and we save the planet.

So please do not lose any more sleep at night, don’t worry about global warming, just pay down my mortgage, feel happy, breath well.

Kumbaya